Fuck, you bent my shades BIOTCH!

casimirpulaskidays:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar

whymanwhy:

that could have gone better hahahaha

timehero:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

godsweetteaandcowboys:

This should have so many notes

whymanwhy:

always hilarious

andyqueersack:

I’m the watermelon.