Fuck, you bent my shades BIOTCH! - Coach Rick Vice
whymanwhy:

DUDE, Numbuh One looks like a white Morpheus. 

whymanwhy:

DUDE, Numbuh One looks like a white Morpheus. 

helpmebreathe350:

“you shouldn’t be any type of sexual!” HAHAHAHA

helpmebreathe350:

“you shouldn’t be any type of sexual!” HAHAHAHA

There needs to be a superhero condom advert.

thenewavengers:

WOULD IRON MAN GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SUIT?

WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SHIELD?

WOULD THOR GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS HAMMER?

NEXT TIME YOU HERO UP, MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION.

keep-calm-and-smoke-kush:

Hahaha! Tbf the bitch had it coming to her! Lmao ok

keep-calm-and-smoke-kush:

Hahaha! Tbf the bitch had it coming to her! Lmao ok